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The weekend’s news cycle was dominated by a stray Chinese spy balloon which travelled across the U.S. skies, accompanied by the loud howl and wail of American commentators protesting against the “brazen disregard for US sovereignty”, while their Chinese counterparts criticised the US for the “indiscriminate use of military force” against the balloon, which had “seriously violated the spirit of international law and international conventions”.

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